Freshman Treasurer/Senator on Finance, Part 2 - Student Council Candidate Statements
The Johns Hopkins News-Letter · October 7, 2004
While most of the readers may not even care about my past experiences, they will certainly add to my image of being a mundane, boring but effective and meticulous candidate. My past leadership experiences include Treasurer for National Honor Society, Treasurer for National Beta Club, Treasurer for National French Honor Society, Treasurer and Secretary for National Art Honor Society, and Public Relations for National Key Club.
A couple of days ago, when I was munching my secret food stash, collected from all the different free food fests, I was excruciatingly saddened when I thought of all the starving college students that might not have enough free food to eat. So I decided that I wanted to run for treasurer. Not once have I wavered from my dead set determination that I am the savior of our poor, starving students from the fake food on campus. Remembering the time I managed to fundraise more than $1000 for one club, I realized that I, and ONLY I, can offer my fellow comrades good, nutritious food such as chocolate donuts with extra thick chocolate frosting. So vote for me and me(or Meme, if you don't like the cheesiness) for Treasurer!
My name is Harmonie Sahalov and I want your money.
By the way, I am running for Freshman Senator of Finance. Just remember...Harmonie Sahalov. Money is practically my middle name!